From geogre@shaftnet.org Wed Aug 25 00:27:35 1999 Path: GT-News!not-for-mail From: Chaplain Tappman Newsgroups: git.talk.social Subject: Re: food? Date: 25 Aug 1999 04:26:05 GMT Organization: The CLU Lines: 43 Message-ID: <7pvr8t$3hd$1@news-int.gatech.edu> References: <7pck3d$aq1$1@news-int.gatech.edu> <7pe91a$4j5$1@solaria.cc.gatech.edu> <7pecra$ghd$2@news-int.gatech.edu> <7pedfp$6jq$1@solaria.cc.gatech.edu> <7pejgu$ku9$1@news-int.gatech.edu> <7peps4$n2s@catapult.gatech.edu> <7peqjm$chm$2@solaria.cc.gatech.edu> <7pf5iq$3gj$1@news-int.gatech.edu> <7pv040$bh3$2@news-int.gatech.edu> <7pvajp$k9r$1@news-int.gatech.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: r58h86.res.gatech.edu X-Trace: news-int.gatech.edu 935555165 3629 128.61.58.86 (25 Aug 1999 04:26:05 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@news.gatech.edu NNTP-Posting-Date: 25 Aug 1999 04:26:05 GMT User-Agent: tin/pre-1.4-19990805 ("Preacher Man") (UNIX) (Linux/2.2.10 (i586)) Xref: GT-News git.talk.social:160632 Robert Patrick Meyer blurbed: > It's the basis of my shtick here, ma'am. And I have been cruelly > disappointed, after being informed that The Cult of the Shaft is now gone Who told you that? Don't believe everything you hear. But believe most of it. And ignore Alice cuz she's just a mass hallucination. Always wear striped pants to physics classes and clown shoes to chemisty ones. Calc is better when you sit inverted in your chair, and all fluff classes are to be taken in Roman tradition. Participate in the random beatings we have, but make sure you're wearing good shoes. Always sip the drink someone hands you and says "Try this!" unless that person is Thompson. Try to smile when the geezers start reflecting on "how it used to be." Decide now if you like salmon or tuna better. Decorate your walls; points will be deducted for blank space. Get to know the janitorial staff. Watch Springer with them sometime. Decide now whose minion you shall be. And try not to have someone end up with ownership of your balls (ain't pretty). Let the Frus do whatever they want with you, you'll end up liking it in the end anyways. Beware of drawn curtains or games involving spoons. Unless you like that sort of thing. Never play Monopoly with Cameron or me. For two entirely different reasons. If there is a party, go. And when you do finally get out of Tech, go to graduation drunk, don't bother cleaning your apartment, and make sure there are LOTS of bubbles. Oh and one more thing. You have three names. You are a tool of Tha MAN and all his government assassins. You will most likely end up killing a president. Might want to look into doing something about that. -geogre -- There. I hope that puts things in perspective for you. -Warren http://www.shaftnet.org/~geogre/hockey