Automated Soul Bartering Web Page

You've read the rants. You've studied all the Holy Cult Documents. You've talked to your friends and your parents. Now it's decision time. Time to take that final step in becoming a CoTS member. It's time to Sell Your Soul to The SHAFT. Simply fill out the form below and The SHAFT will determine your worthiness. If you're accepted, jump for joy and Praise The SHAFT. If not, stay where you are, The Inquisition will arrive shortly to end your mercifully short, pitiful life.

First Name
Last Name
Email Address
Your Web Page
Your area of specialization:
Sexual Orientation
Religion [prior to CoTS]
Worst Sin Ever Committed
Best Good Deed Ever Performed
Primary Temptation
Why do you want to join our cult?
I wasn't drunk, I was...
Method of Payment
Greatest Great Old One
Political Affiliation
Do you love The SHAFT?
Your computer:
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it,
does it make a sound?
Give us some words of wisdom,
or simply talk about yourself.
What can you do for us?