Welcome to ShaftNet, home of the Cult of The SHAFT (a non-prophet organization). There's always some construction going on with this site, but we don't let it get in the way of our plans for world domination. The only major award we've received so far has been an official endorsement from Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow. Of course, we'll start getting more awards when we take over the groups that give them.
News Flash! The truth about the CoTS is revealed!
Just kidding. Those goons have been subverted and the machine is now under Zathrus' control.